A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, “I want to open a fucking…
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Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for…
Married or not you should read this… When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l0ve at first sight. They…
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly…
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood…
There were three n – u – ns, they all told the pr. iest that they were going to do one s .in…
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on…
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up…
A wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Pr1sc1lla says…