A police officer stops a blonde

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a…

Two guys decide they’d go out drinking before their exam

Wasted on the night before, the two arrive at the university well after the exam ended. They went straight to the professor, saying…

A blonde is terribly overweight

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then…

Blonde walks into a doctors office

Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: “Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts… When…

Woman Was Upset And Told Grandmother That Her Husband Cheated On Her, Granny Had A Great Response…

Woman Was Upset And Told Grandmother That Her Husband Cheated On Her, Granny Had A Great Response… Grandmother responded admirably when the upset…

A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun

A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A…

A man comes home late one night

A man comes home late one night, drunk. “Where have you been?” asks his wife. “In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs,…

The wine taster

The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To…

Why you made women so beautiful?

A man, during his night prays, asks God: “Oh, Lord… Why you’ve made women so beautiful?” God replies: “So you can love them,…

My wife is cheating on me

I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with…

Two really large women came in a bar

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said,…

Quick wit and unexpected outcomes

Quick wit and unexpected outcomes Clever responses often lead to unexpected and humorous outcomes which remind us of the power of humor and…
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