When Big Peter McFlannel dies in Glasgow, his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once, so she goes to the…
doorbell, hoping to make a sale. “Good morning madam. You don’t know me but I’ve come to….” “Oh, no need to explain. I’ve…
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found the following names. – The Tender one – The Amazing one – Lady of my…
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a…
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some…
A little girl had been shopping with her mom in Wal-Mart. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle…
There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the…
1. You made her cry… a lot. She cried when she found out she was pregnant. She cried as she gave birth to…
1. “The most magical day of my life was the day I became a mother.” 2. “There is such a special sweetness in…
Just because she’s your mom and she’s going to love you forever, no matter what you can’t treat her just any old way…
At 6 years: “Mommy, I love you!” At 10 years: “Mom, whatever!” At 16 years: “My Mom is annoying!” At 18: “I wanna…